If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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