nut hugger
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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