i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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