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(318): View more from Louisiana

But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(705): View more from Ontario

and you said cock pushups were impossible

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

(1-817): View more from Texas

We're no longer friends.

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

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(785): View more from Kansas

They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?

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(425): View more from Washington

you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass

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(323): View more from California

I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.

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