It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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