So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
