...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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