So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
And then he peed in my hair
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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