I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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