the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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