Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
