Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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