You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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