My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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