I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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