We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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