So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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