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(586): View more from Michigan

There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering

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(512): View more from Texas

You surviving the open bar?

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Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

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(845): View more from New York

8:17pm: So, How was fun day?

(201): View more from New Jersey

1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success

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(425): View more from Washington

my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

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(585): View more from New York

Even the bartender felt bad for me

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.

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(813): View more from Florida

The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.

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