seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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