So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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