I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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