So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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