My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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