doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
organizing the empties. That sober.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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