I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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