You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
are you so shy because you have an std?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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