Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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