I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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