Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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