Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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