You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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