She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
