Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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