I must be too annoying 4 u.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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