did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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