she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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