You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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