you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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