I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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