If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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