I'm jealous of your bromance
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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