I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she told me i tasted like america
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
All I want is dick and wine.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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