you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
