Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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