More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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