We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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