we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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