I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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