Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Randomize