Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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