i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
