Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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