ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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