why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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