She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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