Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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