Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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