South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am mentally ready for anal.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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